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What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.
I don`t know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
I try to live by two rules: 1. Don’t make fun of stupid people (they cant help it) 2. Don’t be stupid (people will make fun of you)
Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he`ll donate $10 to Disaster Relief.
Facebook has suggested that I POKE you.
What are nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What are nuts on the chest? Chestnuts. What are nuts against a chin? Blow job.
You will never find the right person, if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.