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I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication
This is the earliest I have ever been late.
"Wow, that Hungry Man TV dinner sure lives up to its name!" said no hungry man ever.
whoo hoo...I have new gutters. Please try and keep your mind out of them.
Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?
There`s 3 ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself, 2. Hire someone or 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
Life is like a p@nis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that
Like a good neighbor,I don`t really care.
I`m not naughty ... I`m mischievously creative