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AA meetings would be better if AA stood for Alcohol Afterwards
I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
Watching a movie with the girlfriend tonight. Can anyone recommend a good girlfriend?
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
Id explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
Don’t bother looking up “impose.” It’s next to impossible.
Why are police men so strong? Because they hold up traffic.
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360
No one will ever look at you the way I do ... But thats probably because no one will ever do it from the tree outside your window