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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
Sometimes you have got to talk to a 3year old toddler in order to understand the meaning of happiness in life.
Children fill a void in your life that you never knew existed. And promptly destroy everything else.
I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
I`m not sure how to say this but ... Worcestershire sauce
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.
Sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i can slap eight people @ once!
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
Don´t you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn´t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.