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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
Unless your kids fundraiser is selling whisley, I`m not really interested
Soup of the day: Tequila.
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
I just wish the automatic paper towel dispensers were half as sensitive as the automatic flushers.
You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what