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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
The ceiling fan DOES NOT make a good lettuce shredder....
I can`t get the cork off my dinner.
Life would be so much more fun if there were random Dukes of Hazzard style car ramps along the drive to work.
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don`t want it.
Just once Iād like to learn something the easy way.
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
I feel bad for the photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.
Girls just wanna have funds.
I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.