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wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don`t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
You know you`ve won the argument when the other person responds with "Whatever..."
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn’t made plans.
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he`s disqualified.
The secret to success is in my bra.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing & they live for 150 years. Lesson learned
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
I hope you all have a prosperous New Year ... I may have to borrow money.
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
No matter what I get, it’s impossible not to sound like a douche when saying my order at Starbucks.