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Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
Lady at my gym is pedaling a stationary bike while eating chips right out of the bag. I`m hiring her as my personal trainer.
I`ll show up at the gym when they put in a drive-thru.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
I think...therefore, I am.....single
Not now, I`m busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can`t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
My boss yelled at me today “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?"...
Your shirt might say UFC but your body says KFC