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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
My eye problems starts on Mondays and ends on Friday evening. I see clearer after the fourth bottle.
I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
Why do the commercials with the husband and wife doing a home improvement project never show the fistfight?
I changed siri to a male voice and now my car keeps taking me to strip clubs and auto parts stores
Guys would stay home longer if boobs came in a 30 pack.
Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around and THAT`S what it`s all about
Congratulation! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
My Wife asked, "Would you like a romantic interlude?" I said, "Does a bear crap in the woods?". Wish I`d just said `Yes`, she`s been on Google ever since.