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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
The wife and I never really argue except on where to vacation. I wanna go to the beach and she wants to come with me
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
I try to live each day like it`s my last, which is why I rarely have clean socks. Who wants to wash socks on the last day of their life?
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
Apparently, my wife has friend zoned me...
Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich
Apparently the ``All you can eat buffet`` isn`t a challenge ...
The best part about growing old with you is that I`ll always be the younger one.
If you have time to update your status as "very busy", then you obviously exaggerated.