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Does the Food Network deliver?
I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
I saw something that reminded me of you.. so I flushed the toilet and washed my hands(:
I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
LIKE if you talk to yourself and laugh because you’re just that hilarious.
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
I don`t even think it`s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.