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I carved my name in a fruitcake in 1982. If anyone gets it this year, post a pic!
If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
Remember the good old days when making the “duck face” involved 2 Pringles?
Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
Do you know how many poisonous apples I`d have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it…
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
If u think someone (me) is cute u should tell them (me)
If my calculations are correct, I can retire about 5 years after I die.
I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…