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They sell Harvard shirts at Target so that’s a good way to save $ 399,984.05.
If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
Ladies, how do I work my man boobs and get out of a ticket? Quick, she`s coming.
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date.
After committing a crime, always carry a fire extinguisher. No one gets stopped while running with a fire extinguisher.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I`m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.