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When I die I want my body donated to science; specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life
Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
May the bridges I burn light the way.
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
Why would I pay someone to scare me at a haunted house when I could just open a can of biscuits at home?
It may appear like I`m doing nothing, but i`m actively waiting for my problems to go away!!!
If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
Relationship status: running out of films on Netflix.
The filling in this fortune cookie tastes like paper...
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for “real life” they would offer a class called “working with a$$holes”
That moment when being uncool, is cool
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!