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All I`m saying is that the cheese grater wouldn`t have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after every use.
If you watch Intervention backwards, it`s about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
To-Do List: Nothing [?]
*Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
To make a long story short quit right in the middle.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
If someone`s mean to you, just lean in and whisper "I`m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.
You never know what you have until you clean your room.
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.