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Just got back from a vacation in Nevada...turns out that money can by you love.
I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
2 words, 1 finger.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
If you want to get me to do something, bribery does work.
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
You don’t have to be drunk to love me, but it helps
When I am working, I get paid to be nice. I don`t understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.
Dear Cashier, you should stop giving me attitude and acting like you`re job is so complicated and stressful....Self-Checkout has proven that pretty much Anyone can do your job.
I thought 50 shades of gray was just a makeup application guide for goth chicks