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I have no time for games in my relationships. Unless by games you`re referring to naked twister. I`ve always got time for that sh!t.
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
Alcohol-The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
The easiest way to escape a conversation is to interrupt the other person and say "this conversation is going great" every few seconds
Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
It`s hard to focus on a home workout when your home also contains a refrigerator full of delicious food
Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.
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