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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I`d probably pick living.
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
It’s hard to tell if I’m dealing really well with life these days or if I just don’t give a sh!t.
Multitasking? I’m not even good at unitasking.
A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
If you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they`ll fill your antidepressants faster.
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.