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I don`t know what everyone`s complaining about. The economy looks great from my parents` basement.
Who´s up for Candyland? $20 buy in
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
Mrs Bieber.... WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and cannot figure out which one the music is coming from.
You’re not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone.
I got in the shower with my slippers still on this morning. Is this the start of dementia or the continuum of stupidity I wonder?
According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low…Well, sure, it’s hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it…
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, “Where the hell did that shirt go?”