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Relationship status: my cat won`t sit still for our selfies.
Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
Marriage counselling: Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she`s being a bitch.
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That`s where I come in.
They used to be called "jumpolines" until you jumped on one...
Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.
Best thing to do when you`re stuck in a group text is to to throw your phone in the street and start a new life and maybe get some chipotle
Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. It´s Sunday.
A "Tap Out" sticker on your mini van still makes it a mini van.
So red or white wine with hamburger helper?