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I`m still kinda pissed that they never did tell us how to get to sesame street
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone`s head.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
Hey Monday+?+(???) +?+
When someone tries to tell me they can`t do something, I`m like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?