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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
"Trust me, you can dance." -Vodka
Next time you take your dog for a walk pretend he`s solving a mystery.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
Good thing Jan Brady`s older sister wasn`t named Beetlejuice
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
I know karate, jujitsu, judo, taekwondo and 28 other dangerous words. Still wanna` mess with me?
Can you imagine how sexy I`d be if I ate right and took care of my body... I`m not going to, but can you imagine
I wasn`t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I really feel about you!
my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.
I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask..!
Requesting a table in the “Hot Waitress” section should be socially acceptable.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?