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The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
Is bloodletting still in use today? Just thinking...I know a couple of people here that may be in need of some bloodletting
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
It`s not too late to start convincing our children that the world really did end in 2012 and we`re the survivors.
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
The girl next door looks over at me, then her phone, then makes a disgusted look on her face. I think she`s just found my Facebook account
I just want you to be happy. And naked.