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I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness
Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on.
FYI: You have to stop Facebook posting to have an alibi for ignoring texts.
The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much sh!t to carry.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"