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Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
There are 2 types of people in this world, those who press “door close” in the elevator before others can jump on & those who are liars.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
"Don`t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse."
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
When someone tells you they`re playing a STD game... But you later realise they were talking about Spot The Difference.