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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
On the bright side, I`m relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists.
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
It`s called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I`d of sent a bloody letter
Well bugger... Just realised the plant ive been watering for 2 years is fake.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
Why haven’t we just found someone ballsy enough to dress up as Mrs Bigfoot and catch him already?
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye after you hit send.
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
I want a man who loves me for my personality. Is it really to much to ask, I mean I do have several to pick from.