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Ladys, if you`re in an argument with a guy and there`s no may to win. Start playing with your boobs...works every time.
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
During the first two weeks of January, people often resolve to lose weight, which is great for me because the line at Golden Corral is much shorter.
No YouP*rn… I do not want to play poker, I’m at work for crying out loud.
I took out an ad for a girlfriend recently and 10 guys tried to give me theirs.
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
It’s not pretty being easy.