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I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs.
If its the thought that counts, then I`ve banged so many hot chicks.
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Tuesday.
It could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Vodka isn`t the answer... but it makes you forget the question :P
Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.