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Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for 2?" I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see him too?"
Not to brag, but I don’t need to smoke pot to get the munchies.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone I will look at them shocked and just quietly whisper.... "You can see me?"
I think I`m gonna glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I`m a T-Rex.
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
It`s always quiet on here at the weekends, it`s like you people have lives or something...
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
I`ve come to the sad realization nobody will ever triumphantly pour Gatorade on me for any reason
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.