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scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
Love is like Wi-Fi, you can`t see it, but you know when you`ve lost it.
Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
You never really know how many inches you`re gonna get or how long it`ll last. Snow, maybe.
I can’t hang out tonight because I’m done with people for the day.
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.
"I`ll let you know" = I need more time to come up with an excuse
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight ...Eat them too..!
Whats the best part about dating a homeless chick, ..... You can drop her off anywhere
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can`t tell because I`m eating Doritos.