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I don`t know which is worse... waiting for someone to get out of the bathroom so you can use it or hearing them say "come in" when you knock on the bathroom door...
Stovetop Directions: 1.) Use microwave.
Helpful Tip : The police never think it`s as funny as you do.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
My car broke down outside a massage parlor on today ... And again tomorrow.
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow.
If something on this page offends you, please bring it to our attention so we can all laugh at you.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
As a Harry Potter fan, I wanted to go to Hogwarts. As a Hunger Games fan, not so much...
i hate that the sun comes up so early
This getting older thing really sucks. These days my eyes are so bad I have to buy the Large Print edition of Alphabet Soup.
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.