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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
is available for rebound sex.
Everyone has that one friend that can turn any conversation into something dirty....I am usually that friend.
All my biological clock does, is let me know when it`s time to eat again
While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.
You`ve got to love yourself. But not in public places.
Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!
I hope I can still remember the dance to Thriller when I become a Zombie.
Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
Im at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to sh!t faster because it`s cold.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
One dog was admiring another dog`s leash, and said, "I admire your restraint."
`Google`` must be a woman, because it knows everything.