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So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
Bless me Father for I hit send.
Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren`t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Make Monday More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says “Now Voice Activated!” Sit back and watch the magic unfold..
Whatever “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS. Challenge accepted.
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
It`s a bad sign when your credit card bill has a comma and your bank statement doesn`t!
You know you had an awesome night when you need sunglasses to get food out the fridge.
There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.