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My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen.
On the bright side, I`m relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists.
Behind every great woman there is a man who loves doggystyle.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
So I was thinking... since the kids get the Easter bunny, why shouldn`t I expect a visit from a Playboy bunny today?
I`m tired of doing math. I guess I`ll get my lazy as up and fix my clocks today
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
All I need right now is a hug ... And five hundred thousand dollars in cash.