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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
Being a man in biblical times must’ve been hard. You’re busy then your wife says, “Someone parted the Red Sea & you’re here watching sheep.”
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
"What did you do today?" "I text messaged." :)
My friend on Facebook "Can`t believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
Guy test! find the nearest guy by you and repeat to him the following slowly: Door knob, Titanic, Gluestick, Kiwi, Opra Winfey, Shovel, Boobs, Remote, Battery, Furby, Glowstick, Beer, & Xbox. NOW ask him what he remembers before "Boobs"
You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
It`s a small world, but I wouldn`t want to paint it.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
Doormats are a gateway rug.
A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.
I`m trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it`s hard........so hard......