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Happy people don`t take long showers.
Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
I’m not a biologist but I’m pretty sure the difference between a moth and a butterfly is that a moth is really ugly.
went to vegas: put a coin in the machine and a prize came out, put another coin and another prize came out...problem is i don`t know what to do with all these empty cans now.
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
Congratulations on becoming a homeowner! From now on, every noise you hear will cost you money.
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.
I never drink unless I am alone or with somebody.