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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
My next relationship will be with someone who thinks "Wine" is a perfectly acceptable answer when he asks what`s for dinner.
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
True love doesn`t care about the look or size of your wallet, it`s all about what`s inside ..... the wallet.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
You know you`re single when the only calls you get at night are Nature`s.
Even if girls came with instructions, men would never read them.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
So the state trooper said "I`ve been following you with my lights flashing for three miles. Why didn`t you pull over?" and I said "Well, a few years ago my wife ran away with a state trooper and I was worried that you were trying to return her."
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
Some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk & some people repeat themselves when they`re drunk.
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.