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Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.
What idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
You`re as useless as a referee in the WWE
like this if you are against animal cruelty
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
spank me, its the only way i`ll learn.
I don`t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There`s never any left when he comes home.
Sign outside a Drug Rehab Centre: "Keep off the Grass!"
The hardest part about being humble is not telling people how much better I am than they are.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
I probably shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night ... Especially as I walked there in the first place.
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.
The best thing about the internet is knowledge. You have all this knowledge at your fingertips! And we get to share what we learn with others! Oh...wait a second. I forgot about porn. OK I take it back. PORN is the best thing about the internet!
Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat