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I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
It`s hard to compliment a fake person without lying.
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don’t actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
I wonder how the Never-ending story is doing.
I`m smiling ... You should be scared.