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People assume when I yawn that I`ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
I`m one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow.
have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
If one of your life goals is to fight with someone about how to load a dishwasher, may I suggest marriage.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Mary had a little lamb,,the midwife fainted
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
I want to tell my coworker I have strong feelings for her, but I`m afraid things might get weird if she knows I hate her.
I need to find a woman that loves me for my money....but doesn`t understand math. (<>..,<>)