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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.
Irish Handcuffs: Holding a beer in each hand.
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
I`d like to thank (you know who) for the (you know what) I`ll talk to you later (you know where) and if I don`t (you know why).
No one needs a vacation from me more than me.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, muffins are healthy :) your welcome.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
I’ve got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date!
One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo`s show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it`s Halloween because our family reunion was in July....