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One of the most important things in life is perserverance. Hang on...perseveren...no, perserveer...pesever… oh, never mind.....
I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
I just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
“Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me.
Adding "and sh!t" at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.