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At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
The covers of this book are too far apart.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” .... I said, “I am.”
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"