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Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I`d prefer something else.
word of the day: nincomtard
Most advanced telescopes use mirrors so we really have no way to know how many vampires are in space
Todays hot tip: Boomerangs and Attention Deficit Disorder don`t mix.
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
If all the worlds a stage and the men and women merely players, how come Justin Bieber gets all the airtime?
How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
if i get a friend request from you and your profile picture is a car i`ll asume your a transformer
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.
I really have to stop using this little microphone on my phone that types whatever you say as it keeps making mistakes punctuation point