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With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
So far my bracket is perfect! I can`t wait to fill the rest of it in.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them… I do.
You’d think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.
Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
It’s not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight.
Why is it called mooning when you`re actually showing uranus?
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders.
Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.