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Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
I love tan lines... it`s like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)
Thanks to Facebook i now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
When I come home 4 the holidays I throw $40 on the table & say "Look we`re keeping the thermostat at 75, and we`re turning on some lights."
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
Iām glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
Have you tried complaining about it for hours?
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
How do you make your wife scream during sex?? Call her and tell her about it.
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
I swear, its like EVERY payday I gotta spend money cause there`s a birthday party to go to, a wedding, a baby shower, a new video game, a new stripper, something. Always something...
My own personal hell sounds great, actually