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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
Starting an international incident is number one on my bucket list.
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I`m camping, I won`t be covered.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that if you encounter enemies then you’re going the right way.
Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
If money cant buy happiness,explain beer!
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being expelled. I don´t have a son. That kid is one damn good liar.
I like to gaze up at the stars at night and think about how somewhere there is intelligent life that hates doing laundry as much as I do.
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"