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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
Often I convince myself I enjoy the company of other humans. Then I spend time with them and remember I don`t.
Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
You say Iām dirty minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle.
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk