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What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
There is no better sunscreen than sitting inside a bar.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
I don`t know if I should tip the bathroom attendant, or charge for letting him watch...
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it’s bothering you, I’ll stop.
That moment when you wake up at 2 o`clock a.m and remember how crappy that after earth movie was and you go back to sleep immediately
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
They used to be called "jumpolines" until you jumped on one...
I`ve decided to add more positivity in my life. So, now when I say someone`s an a@#hole, I qualify it with......... but he`s really good at it...........and I`m positive about that!
If the shoe fits . . . buy one in every color
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, tonight’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.
i dont have drain bramage.