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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
How to tell if a woman is mad at you: 1.She`s quiet 2.She`s yelling 3.She acts the same 4.She acts different 5.She murdered you
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
there is no strong beer, only weak men
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
Your pants say yoga but your a$$ says McDonalds!!
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
I just want to be rich enough to pay people to not talk to me.