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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you.
I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
Me: "Why do all the people I love leave me?!" UPS Guy: "Please Mam, just sign"
"It`s cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I`m so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don`t have to go to Facebook today. You`re welcome.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing
McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
Obviously the movie "the good wife" is not based on a true story. It`s fiction people.
wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.