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A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
I`ve considered changing career paths and becoming a demolitions expert, but then I hear the education may cost me an arm and a leg.
I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
Tonight’s forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
I`m not an asshole, I`m just the only one who has the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she pours gasoline around your car.
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
“I” before “E” especially after “P”. Mmmm pie
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.