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Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
Damn it. I missed the number of the day on Sesame Street and now I don`t know how many pills to take.
People who don’t like pizza are people you don’t need in your life.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn`t act the way he wanted.
I`m holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
Some of the best memories I have are of times right before the cops showed up.
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
F*ck you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It`s called Facebook.